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Thank God I Had a Gun - True Accounts of Self-Defense

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Thank God I Had A Gun
True Accounts of Self-Defense

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When Chris Bird called me to ask if I would review his new book, Thank God I Had a Gun, I silently thought, ‘Good grief, like I don't have other important things to do: shuttle kids to basketball camp, wash clothes, do the dishes, clean the stalls, doctor a horse's eye, mop the floor, get the oil changed, pick up the kids...’

So, I must admit that it wasn’t with much enthusiasm that, once his book arrived, I planted myself in the recliner to do a polite but cursory scan. Several hours later, my husband returned from work to find me still firmly planted with my nose buried in the pages.
Wow! ‘Riveting’ may be an overused word in book and movie reviews, but it is perfectly descriptive of the stories that Chris has compiled in such a readable manner.

I firmly believe that it has always been the personal stories with which folks can identify that have the ability to change public policy. People need to be able to imagine themselves in the situations facing the people in this book, and being forced to make the same choices. The media loves such stories for a reason, too: they sell.

I hope copies of Chris’s book eventually end up in the hands of passive individuals who grew up without guns and believe the cops will rescue them from any sticky situation (i.e. most women and many new-age men). Perhaps, they will find themselves empathizing with one or more of the book’s real life characters enough to reevaluate their previously anti-gun positions.
Who knows, maybe they will even vote!

- Suzanna Gratia Hupp, Texas State Representative, District 54

Suzanna saw her parents murdered in the 1991 Luby’s cafeteria massacre in Killeen. She subsequently became one of the most compelling witnesses in favor of the right of civilians to carry concealed handguns for protection, testifying before many state legislatures and Congress. She was elected to her central Texas district in 1996.

Exerpt from Chapter One
REMEMBER NEW ORLEANS: VINNIE PERVEL

Vinnie got out of his van and put his keys in his pocket. He noticed a lavender-colored Geo Prism, driven by a young black woman, had pulled in right behind him. He was paying attention to the Prism when he became aware of two young black men at the front of his van. They were about nineteen years old, both wearing long white T-shirts that reached to their knees, black jeans, and white tennis shoes. They were about Vinnie’s height – five feet eight inches – and a little lighter than his hundred and sixty pounds. Both wore their hair in long cornrows.
The Prism drove off as the men started asking questions. Vinnie recalled the conversation.

“How do we get out of here? We want to evacuate,” one of the men said.

“If you go right down this road here you can catch the ferry by the ferry landing; they’re evacuating free,” Vinnie said.

“You don’t realize, we have children.”

“They take children as well.”

At that point, Vinnie noticed that one of the men was holding one hand behind his back and he could see the end of what looked like a sledge-hammer handle. He was afraid the men meant to harm him so he turned away from them intending to yell to a group of about a dozen friends and neighbors who were at the end of the block. The group consisted of men, mostly armed with shotguns, and their wives. Vinnie knew them because they were all members of the neighborhood association.

Before he could open his mouth, one of the young men hit him in the back of the head with his fist, and Vinnie went down. As he fell, he hit the front of his head on the edge of a brick planter that was on the sidewalk. The other guy stood over him with a three-foot maul in his hand.

“Just stay down. We want your truck, the keys to your van,” the man demanded.
Vinnie told him the keys were in his pocket. One of them took them, got into the van and cranked it up. As soon as it was running, the other guy ran to the passenger side and got in, and the van took off south on Belleville. As they drove away, Vinnie’s fear gave way to anger.
“At the time I had a pair of pliers in my hand ‘cause that’s what I was cutting the gas off with. I just stood up and I flung the pliers and knocked out the back window of the van,” Vinnie said.
“I hit right in the middle of the back window and busted it out. The guys both turned around and looked at me because they thought I was shooting at them. They almost hit a tree but they just managed to turn left, go down another block, and turn right.”

Vinnie yelled to the group of friends and neighbors for help. They piled into a truck and drove towards him but Vinnie was chasing after his van and had made it another block when he saw a black police officer in uniform sitting in an unmarked white Crown Victoria. He told the officer the two men had stolen his van and hit him in the head. The officer said he would go after them.
“He turned around and went the other way.”

He was the last police officer Vinnie and his friends would see for ten days.
“I went home, told Gregg what happened, and he freaked out. My Mom freaked out, and I guess I freaked out ‘cause I went upstairs, and I got the gun, and went on my front porch upstairs off my bedroom. I sat on my second-floor balcony with the gun.”

The assault and the hijacking of his van was the defining moment for Vinnie Pervel. In those few minutes, he went from being a supporter of gun control to an ardent supporter of the Second Amendment. He realized why ordinary law-abiding citizens needed guns to defend themselves. He had just seen that residents could not rely on the police for protection or even to stop crime when it was happening. He was hearing random shots being fired, mostly across the river. He knew that with the break down of law and order, ordinary citizens would have to provide their own security. And that didn’t mean burglar alarms and deadbolts: it meant guns...

Exerpt from Chapter Four
DEATH OF A POLICE OFFICER: RORY VERTIGAN

Rory Vertigan rolled to a stop about fifty feet behind the white Lincoln Town Car. He watched horrified as Petrona fired at the police car. His window was down but he didn’t hear the sound of the shots or the wail of the police siren. He did see the revolver bucking in Petrona’s hands. He saw the officer slump down in the squad car. The police car slowed, veered off the street to the left, and smashed into a utility pole, snapping it in two.

Petrona, still holding the Smith & Wesson revolver in both hands, turned towards Rory. The big Irishman thinks the young man fired a shot at him.

“I’m not sure if he actually fired a round at me or not but I know the gun was pointed at me after he fired on the officer,” Vertigan said.

Rory passed his Glock from his right hand to his left so he could shoot out of his window.

“I just saw the gun coming at me and I thought I had to lay some rounds down or he was just going to stand there and pluck me off.”

Rory pointed his semi-automatic out of the window in the direction of the Mexican youth. He was unable to see the sights on his Glock because his head was inside the car, his gun was outside, and his target was directly in front of his car.

“I just pointed the gun in his direction and started firing.”

Even while he was shooting, Rory’s training kicked in. He was very conscious of a UPS truck parked facing him beyond the Lincoln. He made sure to avoid hitting it.

Petrona jumped back into the white Lincoln to reload his empty revolver as Rory got out of his Kia. There was a pause in the shooting as Vertigan took up a position using the top of his open door as a rest and holding the gun in both hands. He saw the UPS driver leave his van and run for cover.

Petrona’s left foot hit the pavement as he turned back towards Rory and raised his revolver. Vertigan let go several more shots at the Mexican.

Petrona retreated back into the car then Rory saw the Lincoln’s reverse lights come on. He got back into his Kia for protection as the bigger car hurtled backwards and smashed into his car knocking it back about five feet. Rory was holding his gun up in his left hand when the Lincoln hit his Sephia. The windshield slammed back into his gun and hand. The glass shattered and cut his hand. The cars ended up at an L position to each other.

Rory fired several more rounds and saw Petrona flinch. One round went through the back window of the Lincoln, through the front seat, and hit Petrona in the shoulder.

Vertigan realized his slide was locked back on an empty chamber. He was now in a bad position. He had an empty gun, no more ammunition, and was facing an armed adversary. It was fight or flight time. He could run at his attacker or run away from him. Rory chose to charge him, “because I’m too fat and too slow to run in the other direction.”

As he ran at Petrona, he managed to stuff his empty Glock into his waistband at the back. The Lincoln’s door was still open and Rory slammed into it. The suspect had his revolver in his left hand and appeared to be groping with his right hand for something on the floorboards of the Lincoln.

As Rory slammed into the car door pushing it forward, Petrona brought up the .357 Magnum revolver, stuck it right in Vertigan’s face, and pulled the trigger...

Exerpt from Chapter Six
HOTEL HOLDUP: STEVE ROBEY

Shortly after 9:30, there was a knock on the door. Steve assumed it was the maid returning and went to the door. Sarina was still in bed, trying to go back to sleep. He opened the door to find two black men, standing one on each side of the door. One was in his early twenties and the other in his early forties. The younger one was over six feet tall and weighed nearly two hundred pounds. He was later identified as Ernest Henry Major; the older man was Phillip “New Wave” Nelson. Major towered over Robey who is five feet, five inches tall.

Major asked Steve for a loan of couple of bucks. Steve replied that he didn’t have any money – it wasn’t exactly the truth. He started to close the door.

“I almost had the door shut and they pushed their way through and Major stuck a gun in my face,” Steve said later in a deposition.

It was dark inside the hotel room with the curtains closed and the only light coming from the television screen.

Major demanded money while Nelson picked up a blue zippered bank pouch which was lying on the bed. Inside the pouch were some bits of paper relating to the house hunt. It also contained nine thousand dollars in one hundred dollar bills. The money was the proceeds from the house in Cape Coral Steve had sold before moving north to New Smyrna Beach.

As Nelson was trying to unzip the pouch, Steve handed Major his wallet. This distracted the two robbers and they never found the nine thousand dollars. Steve had some photos of his two-and-a-half year old daughter who lived in Ohio in the wallet. They were the only photos of her that he had so he asked Major for them. The robber ignored him, rifled through the wallet, then passed it to Nelson who dropped the bank pouch. The older man looked through the wallet then threw it on the floor. Steve had a bunch of keys clipped to his belt loop. Major unclipped them and took them. He ordered Steve to lie down on the bed with his face in the pillow.

Sarina poked her head out from under the covers and Major realized that there was someone in the other bed. He screamed at Sarina to get into the bathroom. She got out of bed, wearing shorts and a T-shirt. Major grabbed her hard by the arm, hurting her. When she was six-years-old, she had cut her arm badly when she went through a glass door and it still hurt. Major steered her towards the bathroom, which was at the back of the hotel room.

“Who is he to you?” Major asked her.

“He’s my father,” Sarina replied.

All the while, Major kept the small revolver he was holding pointed at Steve. The robber pushed Sarina into the bathroom. Once inside, she locked the door.

Meanwhile, Steve turned to look at Nelson who was standing beside him.

“Get your f---ing face in that pillow,” Nelson yelled. It was a fatal mistake.

The older robber smacked Steve in the face then pulled his shirt up with his left hand as though to draw a gun. Steve did what he was told. He lay face down on the bed.

“I knew I was gonna be killed, and I didn’t know what they were gonna do with my daughter,” he later told Detective Mike Rakestraw of the Lee County Sheriff’s Office. “I assumed that they were going to shoot me in the head or something, rape my daughter, and who knows. But I couldn’t let that happen.”

Under the pillow was Steve’s Colt Combat Elite, a .45-caliber semi-automatic pistol. He had a Florida concealed weapons permit but he only carried the gun when he was traveling. The gun held a magazine with seven rounds in it but the chamber was empty and the hammer at halfcock.

Convinced that he was about to be shot in the back of the head by Nelson, Steve groped for the gun...


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